Dan: Little help here? Adrian: *sigh* Dan. You're the zoologist; you should know he's just being playful. Try not to make any sudden moves. You might injure him, and I doubt his mother would like that much. Baby elephant: *happy squeak* Dan: ...You're popping the dents out of my armor when we get back. Just so you know.
Adrian, darling, this is not going to lead to anything other than you having to sleep on the couch for at least a week until you manage to beg prettily enough. You know that, right?
It may very well be trying its darndest to (baby elephants are much like baby humans in that regard). The thing is, since Dan has his armor on it can't do that much damage, and he's waaaay too softhearted to punch it or anything, so he's resigned himself to the situation for the moment.
Adrian, on the other hand, is reliving fond memories of his youthful days in India..."Dan, could you try to keep down the muttering? It's ruining the ambiance."
Later, Adrian wonders why his new scent line Raja just isn't flying off the shelves like Nostalgia and Millennium did. Don't the adoring masses want to buy perfume marketed with Dan being photogenically molested by an elephant?
But not after Adrian takes over the world destroys various major cities in an attempt to create world peace? I think Dan needs to straighten out his priorities.
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Adrian: *sigh* Dan. You're the zoologist; you should know he's just being playful. Try not to make any sudden moves. You might injure him, and I doubt his mother would like that much.
Baby elephant: *happy squeak*
Dan: ...You're popping the dents out of my armor when we get back. Just so you know.
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(And I have far too many elephants-- these are just the only fabulously purple ones.)
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until you manage to beg prettily enough. You know that, right?no subject
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Adrian, on the other hand, is reliving fond memories of his youthful days in India..."Dan, could you try to keep down the muttering? It's ruining the ambiance."
...yeah, I think about these things way too hard.
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That is all.
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takes over the worlddestroys various major cities in an attempt to create world peace? I think Dan needs to straighten out his priorities.no subject
*ducks and runs*
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