...Taoist wisdom randomness, actually.  And I'm not Zorak, but oh well.

On many occasions, under the influence of wine, Liu Ling would be completely free and unrestrained, sometimes even removing his clothes and sitting stark naked in the middle of the room.  Some people once saw him in this state and chided him for it.

Ling retorted, "I take heaven and earth for my pillars and roof, and my house with its rooms as my pants and jacket.  What are you gentlemen doing in my pants?"

- from A New Account of Tales of the World by Liu Yiqing (403-444)

...I feel like I need an avatar of this now.  O.o
flyingrat: (lol)
Idea stolen from [livejournal.com profile] sanguinaryakiko, because I have the heart of a twelve-year-old boy (and not in a jar on my desk).

1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor")
2. List the titles of the first 35 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.

1.  Bastard King of England in my pants.
2.  Daffodil lament in my pants.
3.  Dive into me in my pants.
4.  The cries of London  in my pants.  (BWAHAHA.)
5.  Gonna be some changes made in my pants.
6.  30000 pounds of bananas in my pants.
7.  Playing along in my pants.
8.  Everything reminds me of my therapist in my pants.
9.  The lighthouse in my pants.  (Bow chicka wow-wow.)
10.  Growing up  in my pants.
11.  Lunar ascent in my pants.
12.  Endless palm in my pants.
13.  Adventures in the Scandinavian skin trade in my pants.
14.  Sky tunnel in my pants.
15.  Just can't get enough in my pants.
16.  O Lord most high in my pants.
17.  Rejoice in my pants.
18.  Another time, another place in my pants.
19.  The living sea in my pants.
20.  Violet hill in my pants.
21.  With or without you in my pants.  (Is Bono trying to tell me something?)
22.  Lead a normal life in my pants.
23.  Pan-American Irish girl in my pants.
24.  Waterfront in my pants.
25.  Words of fire, deeds of blood in my pants.  (Intense.)
26.  The fly in my pants.  (Bono, GO AWAY.)
27.  Sanctify yourself in my pants.
28.  Internet porn in my pants.
29.  Rain in Tibet in my pants.
30.  In your eyes in my pants.
31.  Running to stand still in my pants.  (Sigh...)
32.  Go back to your woods in my pants.
33.  Run away in my pants.
34.  The wanderer in my pants.
35.  Iron lion Zion in my pants.



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