[personal profile] flyingrat
This is what my shelf looks like:

I am not sorry.

Date: 2009-12-22 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eugenetapdance.livejournal.com
Dan! I cannot decide if you are being cuddled by that elephant or attacked. Adrian! Help your boyfriend!

Date: 2009-12-22 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
Dan: Little help here?
Adrian: *sigh* Dan. You're the zoologist; you should know he's just being playful. Try not to make any sudden moves. You might injure him, and I doubt his mother would like that much.
Baby elephant: *happy squeak*
Dan: ...You're popping the dents out of my armor when we get back. Just so you know.
Edited Date: 2009-12-22 10:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-22 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radishface.livejournal.com
Beautiful. I would do the same, though I'm surprised that Adrian isn't riding the purple elephant.

Date: 2009-12-22 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
The big one is actually quite purple also, albeit blue-violet rather than red-violet. The photo just doesn't show it very well.

(And I have far too many elephants-- these are just the only fabulously purple ones.)

Date: 2009-12-22 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muzivitch.livejournal.com
Adrian, darling, this is not going to lead to anything other than you having to sleep on the couch for at least a week until you manage to beg prettily enough. You know that, right?

Date: 2009-12-22 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
Adrian: But I interned as a mahout in Varanasi. I know these things.

Apologies to Dan lovers

Date: 2009-12-22 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynic2022.livejournal.com
Can I pretend that the elephant is eating Nite Owl? This scenario amuses me greatly.

Re: Apologies to Dan lovers

Date: 2009-12-22 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
It may very well be trying its darndest to (baby elephants are much like baby humans in that regard). The thing is, since Dan has his armor on it can't do that much damage, and he's waaaay too softhearted to punch it or anything, so he's resigned himself to the situation for the moment.

Adrian, on the other hand, is reliving fond memories of his youthful days in India..."Dan, could you try to keep down the muttering? It's ruining the ambiance."

...yeah, I think about these things way too hard.
Edited Date: 2009-12-22 03:46 pm (UTC)

Re: Apologies to Dan lovers

Date: 2009-12-22 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynic2022.livejournal.com
You do, and I love you for it. :D

Date: 2009-12-22 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anactoria.livejournal.com
:D :D :D

That is all.

Date: 2009-12-23 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
Watchmen Action Figure Theater never gets old.

Date: 2009-12-22 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inabathrobe.livejournal.com
Later, Adrian wonders why his new scent line Raja just isn't flying off the shelves like Nostalgia and Millennium did. Don't the adoring masses want to buy perfume marketed with Dan being photogenically molested by an elephant?

Date: 2009-12-23 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
It's also the point at which Dan decides to stage an intervention.

Date: 2009-12-23 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inabathrobe.livejournal.com
But not after Adrian takes over the world destroys various major cities in an attempt to create world peace? I think Dan needs to straighten out his priorities.

Date: 2009-12-23 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyingrat42.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, good question. That's the elephant in the room, isn't it?

*ducks and runs*

Date: 2009-12-23 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inabathrobe.livejournal.com
That was beautiful.

Date: 2009-12-22 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evebolt.livejournal.com
Hahahaha XD Those elephants are so cute! <3



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